so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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