if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
false alarm, still single
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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