All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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