at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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