Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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