She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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