Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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