with your own penis?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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