I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
My pussy is not your playground.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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