You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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