They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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