This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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