my sisters under your porch take her home
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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