Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
