Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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