Whoa Z and x make the same sound
only if we run a train.
done.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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