I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Enjoy the penises
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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