so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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