Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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