you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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