talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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