Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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