ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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