That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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