I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i believe in u and ur pee
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