Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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