Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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