guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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