Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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