It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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