i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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