Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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