He uses pillows to masturbate.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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