He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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