Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Houston, we have a squirter
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize