I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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