Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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