why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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