Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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