Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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