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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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