WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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