I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
i think i just lost a toe
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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