I intend to get homeless drunk
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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