So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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