Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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