I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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