Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
soo... how was my night?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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