you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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