Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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