just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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