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(202): View more from Washington, DC

For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

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(305): View more from Florida

Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

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(515): View more from Iowa

im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol

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(212): View more from New York

Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again

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(708): View more from Illinois

Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.

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(301): View more from Maryland

There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.

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It's 11 A.M.

(301): View more from Maryland

You know what, I think I will

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(216): View more from Ohio

it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..

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