Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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