I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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