do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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