? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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