i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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